Um Hi, if you really love this blog you should send us tickets to the Red Hot Chilli Peppers concert in Minneapolis 10.30.12. Or else we will crai forever + be sad :(

Here is a video of us singing Remix to Ignition with Stephen Tully Dierks and Poncho Peligroso.

ask box where u can send them.

hi guyz.

oh hai guyz.

We’re back from Chicago. Turns out we didn’t get chopped up as Stephen Tully Dierks, 2011 Poet Laureate Poncho Peligroso, and Steve Roggenbuck are chill as fuck.

PhiLOLZophy exists in the dialectical tension between high and low brow. Like magnetic fields or the charge of a battery, this sphere of reading poetry while listening to Justin Bieber is infinitely more interesting than living in either the high brow (poetry) or low brow (Biebs) sphere alone. It’s rare to find people comfortable in both worlds; most people who give a shit about things like philosophy and poetry are assholes and bros are fun but like terminally chill shitheads who are really boring in hang out units exceeding a few hours. Or you know, when either of you is sober.

Considering traveling around the country and making ‘America’s Next Top PhiLOLZopher’ or something.

Anyways, here’s what we did on our sweet trip:

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So last night we chilled hard with the 2011 Poet Laureate and the editor of Pop Serial. Naturally, we took shots and talked about philosophy. Specifically, we discussed Peter Singer’s seminal work on bestiality (pun kind of intended), Heavy Petting.

Issues discussed: how to kill a chicken, ethical vegetarianism, sexual preferences, ‘busting a nut,’ precisely at which point to kill a chicken if you are in fact going to kill it, McDonald’s chicken nuggets. Also the Poet Laureate does a sweet ass dramatic reading.  

So, you know, watch it.

The Lolz Dollz Get IRL

Today the Lolz Dollz are gettin’ hardcore IRL and driving to Chicago to meet some dudes we met on the internet. No, seriously. 2010 was the year of meeting people on the internet, and 2011 is shaping up to be the year of meeting the people you met on the internet in IRL (anyone wanna fund some tix to Australia?)

So after work today we are packing up and driving to Chicago to meet 2011 Poet Laureate and prolific tweeter Poncho Peligroso, vegan, Buddhist, innovativeprogressiveawesome human being Steve Roggenbuck, and esteemed Pop Serial editor Stephen Tully Dierks. (Noteably absent: mega cutie/future pornstar Liam ;( )

We are pretty buzzed to talk about poetry. And get daysted. And walk around Chicago daysted, talking about poetry.

If you live in Chicago (or, like, any part of Wisconsin that touches that map route) HIT.US.UP for some IRL lolz/impromptu vodka shots.

See all y’all on Monday provided we don’t have so much fun we never come back, or get sacrificially murdered (I can just see the Lifetime movie now: The Tumblr Killers: Poetic License to Kill).

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 (Seriously I feel like your mom and I’m leaving you with a babysitter for the first time ugh. Miss you. Love you. I’m here for you. I’m only an Ask box message away.)