I Never Want to Have Sex Again
Hi Buddies.
Just got done reading a really bumwave blog post some bro wrote about how he likes small boobs. I guess small boobs are better because they look better aesthetically and because girls who have small boobs are more carefree because they aren’t tied down by having to manage their huge rack all day.
Wait, let me get the wording right:
Big boobs are sorta laborious. They’re flopping in your face, the girls are working hard to “manage” them, and often they’re unshapely—sorta like an orange dropped into a sock.
Earnestly never want to have sex again. What if I get naked with you and then you feel like you have a right to talk about my body like this?
I mean, I don’t think sex has to be special and romantic and done with You Take My Breath Away playing in the background but I have to have this sort of minimum agreement that during the act you are spending the time being present and not thinking up infographics to rate my skills vs. body later.
He goes on to talk about how well endowed girls are complimented more, so they rest on their laurels and don’t know as many sex tricks as their smaller counterparts. Here’s another way to arrive at that conclusion: maybe they haven’t learned as many tricks because they have not had a respectful and trustworthy partner to explore with. This could happen if, complete hypothetical here, they fuck some creepy bro who writes about how their bodies “weren’t really his thing” afterwards. It takes two to tango dumbass.
If this is the reality of what men are thinking when I am getting vulns I just feel like what is even in it for me anymore? Get some reverence bro.
