The Pros and Cons of Sexting

Pros:

• It’s super fun.
• You can do it anywhere, anytime.
• It’s a secret, and secrets are fun.
• It doesn’t cost any money.
• You don’t have to shave, actually be wearing sexy lingerie, or even be clean in any capacity. You can say “I’m naked and touching myself” when in reality you’re in sweats and watching MTV.
• Attention/compliments.
• Can ‘try out’ stuff you might wanna do IRL but are too nervous to suggest in person.
• Dick pics = leverage.

Cons:

• You can never run for office. :(
• Blue balls and/or have to do all the work yourself.
• Expectations exceed reality if you ever act on it. :((((((
• Probably not actually kept a secret. :-O
• Might run out of ideas. 
• Kind of screws up your legit sex life if you engage in ‘freaky’/’experimental’ sexts but in actuality you only screw missionary style for three to five minutes.
• The iPhone can screencap ugh.
• The iPhone can screencap out of context, double ugh.
• May get a stalker.
• May not get a response.