The Pros and Cons of Dating This Guy I Just Met on The Internet

Pros:

  • Will buy me things.
  • Will get to play with his dogs.
  • Bangin body I get to stare at for a few hours.
  • We can meet up with my friends and have one of ‘those nights.’
  • Maybe he can do that dirty dancing thing with his arms.
  • He has a really weird name and I love saying weird names.
  • Maybe he is ‘the one.’
  • Maybe he is ‘the one that will buy me some earrings.’ 

Cons:

  • He could cut me up and put me in the trunk of his car.
  • 'Old pictures.'
  • Maybe his dogs aren’t even cool.
  • He is really old and what if he has a heart attack and dies. 
  • Probably secretly married. 
  • May have to ‘lose him’ between drinks and meeting up my friends. Forced to assuage guilt with shots.
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  1. toobeautifulnae reblogged this from philolzophy
  2. pandasaremellow said: $5 says hes gonna see this and dump you
  3. leblogdetammy reblogged this from philolzophy and added:
    I find the pros and cons accurate. :D Really.
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  5. textbookdemons said: Send me pics!!!!! LOLLOL
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  7. oddport said: i always have these pros/cons. sometimes with cats but always the bangin body.
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  10. de-lawn said: If he brings up his exes, leave him :P
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    TROLOLOLOL YOU ALL KNOW WHO IM REBLOGGING THIS FOR RIGHT? :D
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