Pros:

• Will buy me things.
• Will get to play with his dogs.
• Bangin body I get to stare at for a few hours.
• We can meet up with my friends and have one of ‘those nights.’
• Maybe he can do that dirty dancing thing with his arms.
• He has a really weird name and I love saying weird names.
• Maybe he is ‘the one.’
• Maybe he is ‘the one that will buy me some earrings.’ 

Cons:

• He could cut me up and put me in the trunk of his car.
• ‘Old pictures.’
• Maybe his dogs aren’t even cool.
• He is really old and what if he has a heart attack and dies. 
• Probably secretly married. 
• May have to ‘lose him’ between drinks and meeting up my friends. Forced to assuage guilt with shots.