The Pros and Cons of Monday

Pros:

• Congratulations, you lived through the weekend.

Cons:

• It’s not the weekend any more.
• Your apartment probably looks like a crime scene.
• It’s definitely time to shower.
• Don’t have an excuse to day drink any more.
• You spent all your money.
• Other depressing cliches about Monday morning.

Happy Monday, y’all!